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Joke of the Day
"What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie? She had no legs."
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"teen son: 'cause the boyz n the hood are always hard /u come talkin that trash we'll pull your card mom: take out the trash & mow the yard."
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"I was thinking of telling you guys a gay joke. Butt fuck it..."