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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants."
Next Joke
"My wife said I could cum in the other hole tonight. But for some reason she got angry when she saw me lying in bed with her friend."
"What did Pongo say to Goofy at the Annual Disney Dog Conference? I've got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one."
"What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to? Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up."
"How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool? With shear willpower"
"What's Hitler's favorite part of a golf course? The bunker"
"If you see a guy in an executioner's hood feeding a deer into a Coinstar today just let me do my thing."
"So how many abortions do you have to have before you can go ""pro""?"
"My naked wife fell on the floor as she was climbing into bed. 5 second rule?"
"I don't like paying for pizza because I hate making my pizza feel like a whore."