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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware party? He wanted a tight seal."
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"I wish you were my big toe So I could bang you on my coffee table"
"Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations? Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)"
"What's Gandalf's favorite band? A Flock of Smeagols"
"Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 3-year-old: A monster truck. I don't think insurance is going to cover that surgery."
"You know all those things that ""Have been shown to cause cancer in the state of California""? Seems they prove the state of California causes cancer."
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common... they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason."
"Work today had a sexual harassment seminar It was a real let down when I found out they weren't going to teach how to sexually harass."
"There's been lots of ""OH MY GOD!"" screams coming from the room opposite mine; I just wish the couple in there didn't pick now to be praying."
"What kind of chicken is circumcised and suffers from E.D.? A boneless, skinless chicken!"