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Joke of the Day
"I bought a metal detector. Beach better have my money."
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"Reports are indicating that Ivanka Trump may take on some roles of the First Lady. Still no word on who will handle the duties of President."
"What do you need when you're constipated in math class? Squeeze Theorem"
"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. ..the Welshman, Northern Irishman and the Englishman were meant to tag along but they went to the Euros."
"Why did the sun wear sunglasses? To protect himself from UV Rays"
"Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth? Because it had a spear through it's head."
"High School French In high school, I was in the French Club. All we would ever do is surrender to the German Club."
"What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky."
"A botched circumcision is a ripoff."
"What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."