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Joke of the Day

"What kind of chicken is circumcised and suffers from E.D.? A boneless, skinless chicken!"

"YES! The receipts at CVS are very long. We know, they know, everybody knows!"

"First rule of double entendre club is please let us know if you're coming"

"My friend threw his watch in the trash. ""Stop!"" I told him, ""You're wasting time!"""

"Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help? because he was kneaded."

"What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly a dick in your ass"

"It's 'before' not 'B4'... We don't speak Bingo here..."

"What's a pedophiles favorite type of oil? extra virgin"

"I'm no gynecologist... But I can take a look."

"How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter? Ask them to pronounce ""hires"""