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Joke of the Day

"Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations? Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)"

"A Dirty Limerick (NSFW) There once was a girl named Betty, That said that she loved confetti, So I shot my man-goo, Through a fan where it blew, And sprayed her white as a yeti"

"My wife and I are walking through Central Park and pointing out all of the places that we remember seeing dead bodies on Law & Order."

"What do you call a cancerous growth on a clown? A *humor*."

"Did you know lesbians almost never cook for themselves? They prefer eating out."

"This recent question was presented to a German national: What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany? Uncertainty or indifference?' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'"

"Election results are coming in from Warsaw So we'll soon see who's leading the Poles."

"George, are you high? No mom. The smell is incense, my eyes are red from browsing reddit for hours, and I'm just keeping that unicorn here until Tim comes back from Florida."

"Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!"

"Make love not war... Or do both - get married."