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Joke of the Day
"What's Gandalf's favorite band? A Flock of Smeagols"
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"Whenever a wrong number calls me and hangs up I always call em back and tell them it was their loss because I'm really fun to talk to."
"Barrack Obama won the Olympic Gold Medal Usain Bolt was running for President"
"I like dating black girls Because I don't have to meet their dads"
"I'm just gonna put an egg under my kid's pillows and tell them the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy must've went out drinking the night before."
"You should argue with your wife only when she's not around."
"Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers."
"What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch? Namaste"
"What if the stickers are the only thing Made In China?"
"you deserve more than a guy who wears t-shirts with ""witty"" sayings that he bought from jcpenney."