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Joke of the Day

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common... they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason."

"Why don't men like going Downtown with women? Because eating-out can be so expensive."

"Plucked from obscurity by the glorious hand of RT the little tweet shouldered its way into your timeline with eyes that shined like justice."

"There are three types of people in this world Those who can count, and those who can't."

"What's Bill Cosby's New Favorite Snack? Jail-O"

"Hippies. Had the pleasure to meet a couple of hippies today, and they hooted at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term was 'conjoined twins'."

"A pyromaniac recently joined tinder... He got a lot of matches"

"""Strap On"" backwards is ""No Parts"""

"Two peanuts walks into a bar... ...and one was a salted."

"If you had your social security number in exact dollars how much money would you have? I'd have 314,159,265"