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Joke of the Day
"""This guy gets it."" - me, whenever I see someone sleeping"
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"What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook."
"Vaccination awareness is rising Last night I saw a young man vaccinate himself behind a dumpster"
"My signature move, is pulling on a push only door, when attempting to get it for a woman."
"Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table."
"I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me."
"The worst part about eating at Outback is when I don't finish my steak and they hang my picture on the 'Wall of Faggots'."
"What is it called when Albert Einstein masturbates? A stroke of genius."
"Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work."
"""Pick a card....any card."" -impatient Hallmark employee"