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Joke of the Day

"Vaccination awareness is rising Last night I saw a young man vaccinate himself behind a dumpster"

"Which US state has the smallest soft drinks? Minisoda"

"FULLY LOADED Q: What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet? A: ""We're gonna have a BB!"""

"I order to stay in the Navy, I had to take a course in anchor management."

"Why do robots make bad lovers? Nuts & bolts!"

"it's 2:36 am i'm hiding in my bathroom smokin bongs by myself ladies and gentlemen i didn't ask to be a winner , god just chose me to be one"

"5 years from now it'll be 2020... I can see it now... That's a perfect vision joke."

"Why should you always bring charmander along when camping? Because he's the fire starter."

"#Itssocoldthat..A streaker froze in mid-streak! The town council just stuck a plaque on him and pretended he was a Greek statue until spring"

"I'm 20 years old and I still haven't had my period yet... I love being a guy"