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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work."
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"Did you know that ants are free? You can just take one!"
"My neighbor My aboriginal neighbour was telling me he got his kids a trampoline and a couple of bikes off the Internet for Christmas, I asked him which site he used, and he replied google earth"
"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 8,9,11"
"Boss: Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today? Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait? Boss: Today!"
"Premature Ejokeulation What do you get when you cross someone with a sex disorder and someone who ruins punchlines?"
"Fred Flintstone only gets haircuts in the UAE... It's the only place he can get an Abu Dhabi Do!"
"Take me down to the console city Where the games are blurry and the frames are thirty."
"Other people are gettin these amber alerts, right? Like, it's not up to me to find these kids?"
"What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380."