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Joke of the Day

"The worst part about eating at Outback is when I don't finish my steak and they hang my picture on the 'Wall of Faggots'."

"What's the best song to send to your father on Father's Day? *I'm Glad You Came*"

"A crazy girlfriend is like a box chocolates, They will both kill your dog."

"What does Tim Cook do when he's home alone at night? Jack off"

"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer can get Jobs."

"I wrote a song about tortillas. Actually, it's more of a rap."

"If you want to say something ""rude"" for the person you hate the most: 'It wouldn't be worth it to buy your voodoo doll, because i would anyways throw it in a fire right away. it's money wasting!"

"What did the knob say to the door? I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! ~Skip"

"Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months."

"Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving."