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Joke of the Day
"I used to think maths was useless but then one day I realised that decimals had a point"
Next Joke
"I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're gods way of making us slap ourselves."
"'A confident swipe of the debit card' is my favorite fantasy."
"What has hands but can't clap? Stephen Hawking"
"How hot was that oven? That they baked you in? Because you're hotter than a freshly baked Pizza!"
"I divorced my wife because she made a horrible april fools joke April fools"
"Help! I'm 13 and want to get preggo .....but my boyfriend wants Ragu."
"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids were nothing to look at either."
"What Disease Do You Get When You Have Sex With Harry Potter? Hogwarts."
"I hated Sex Ed at school. Or 'Sexy Edward', to give him his full name."