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Joke of the Day
"What Disease Do You Get When You Have Sex With Harry Potter? Hogwarts."
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"So my math teacher asked what I did over Thanksgiving... (-1)/8"
"Whats Red and bad for your Teeth? A brick."
"How to stop procrastinating I don't know but I'll figure it out later"
"I had sex with a guy last night and he was gone the next morning. Funny how people just come and go in your lives."
"I adopt cats because I can't have any of my own."
"What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker? A STD."
"Sarah Palin is claiming she had a sexual relationship with Bill Clinton. When asked, Clinton responded ""Close, but no cigar."""
"My new hobby: Seeing animals in old films like westerns, and saying ""I can tell you something about that animal."" ""It's dead now."""
"What kind of murderer has moral fiber? A cereal killer."