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Joke of the Day
"I hated Sex Ed at school. Or 'Sexy Edward', to give him his full name."
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"Mean jokes are like children with cancer. They never grow old."
"What do you call a rhetorical fish? Sharkasm."
"Gwen Stefani: this shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S wait!! If if this shit is bananas then that means... Cut to kid opening lunch box"
"Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long."
"My friend doesn't like being called Squidward. He told me, ""But I hate SpongeBob..."" I said, ""That's the spirit!"""
"I guess that is what a Brazilian wax feels like."
"What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink? Canadian Club."
"A man asked a genie for a twelve-inch prick. He got a little man who ran up and down the bar kicking over drinks."
"What's a frat boy's favorite toy company? Hasbrah."