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Joke of the Day

"How hot was that oven? That they baked you in? Because you're hotter than a freshly baked Pizza!"

"How did the sperm cross the road? I put the wrong socks on today. ^(credit to /u/jackster_)"

"Some people tell me I have a superiority complex. But it's actually pretty simple. They're just too dumb to comprehend it."

"The slogan for the local sheriff's department: ""We aim to police!"""

"What do you call a knight who cheats on tests? Glancelot"

"How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod? All they've got is Harden"

"What do call an old man that asks questions? Pop Quiz"

"Cat 911: What's your emergency? Cat: I knocked everything off the tables now I'm scared! Cat 911: Seriously? Cat: No, LOL! Cat 911: LOL!"

"What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants? ""Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"""

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."