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Joke of the Day

"I would never wanna fuck ""feminists"" Because i dont fuck children"

"pls explain this joke: ""For a good time, call (415) 642-9483"""

"What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns? I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)"

"So I was eating out my Grandma... and I tasted horse cum. And I thought to myself, ""Is that how she died?!"""

"Dark humor is kinda like food.... Not everyone gets it."

"How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty? She kept wetting the bed."

"Did you hear about the guy who invented the shovel? They say his invention was groundbreaking"

"What is the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew? Black Jews have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."

"Who Loves Debates? De fishes"

"[impatiently yells] ""What do I have to do to get a margarita around here??"" And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen."