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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew? Black Jews have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."

"Why do Seagulls Fly over the Sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels"

"Europeans use euros shouldn't Africans use afros?"

"The Cannibal threw up his hands in frustration."

"Why I don't let my girlfriend play my PS4. 1. I don't have a PS4. 2. I don't have a girlfriend."

"What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy? A heir cut"

"If someone is born deaf and dumb, blind, has no arms or legs.... Can we actually call him a piece of meat?"

"Dont think about tomorrow because thats when the judge starts using the term premeditated."

"Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today..... I said stop wasting your time, we should be concentrating on locking them up."

"What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch? I ate too many chickpeas, now I falafel."