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Joke of the Day

"So I was eating out my Grandma... and I tasted horse cum. And I thought to myself, ""Is that how she died?!"""

"Me: Please can you get my iPad in the lounge? 5yr: I think you should poo without it. I just play with my fingers and sing and stuff..."

"Why don't Muslims fight each other often? Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now"

"What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage? Wataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"How did Jesus stay in shape? Crossfit"

"What do toilets and humans have in common? You can give them as much crap as you want, but when push comes to shove, bleach makes everything better again."

"Do people who go to the gym to ""feel the burn"" know nothing of Mexican food?"

"What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !"

"What do you call the first migrant off the boat? Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim"

"8/11 Never Forget What? Too Soon?"