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Joke of the Day
"pls explain this joke: ""For a good time, call (415) 642-9483"""
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"What did the one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"
"Two atoms are walking down the street... One of them says, ""Oh my. I think I've lost an electron."" And the other says, ""Oh my God! It's a talking atom!"""
"Since the pharmacy keeps making it harder to buy decongestants, I've just started making them at home from crystal meth."
"Girl are you a tube of Pillsbury cinnamon rolls because I want to bang you on the counter"
"""You have a very large package downstairs."" I really need to work on how I word things to the men around this office."
"How do you piss off a white guy? Tell him he is racist."
"SSBM players: what's it called when Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi shoot up a school? Columshine"
"What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!"
"Whats the best thing about being a meth addict? Only two more sleeps until christmas."