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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who invented the shovel? They say his invention was groundbreaking"
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"Whenever I talk to a Mexican I feel like there's some kind of barrier between us It's about 4 ft high, made of wood and there's usually a cash register on top of it."
"A thug holds a gun to a dictionarys head and asks "" final words?"" the dictionary says ""zyzzyva."""
"How do you kill a fox? Cut off one leg and drag it across Canada."
"When toddlers get naked and run around giggling, it's ""cute"" and ""funny"" ...but when I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""not allowed back in Target"""
"What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison? a free radical.."
"What do you call someone who can't dance? A white guy."
"Comic Sans walks into a bar. Barman says ""sorry we don't serve your type in here"""
"TIFU by not adhering to reddit etiquette. I have a constant problem of posting on the wrong subreddit."
"What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military? Yes, but you won't see it any time soon."