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Joke of the Day
"*double-checks the constitution to see if we really have to have a president*"
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"Here's my Bruce Jenner joke I made a joke"
"What church do hypocrites belong to? All of them."
"Domestic violence jokes are in bad taste. They hit too close to home."
"What do you and 1 ply toilet paper have in common? You BOTH eat *da*-booty!"
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for? She's going to eat me!"
"What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !"
"How does NASA throw a holiday party? They planet."
"Do you know what smuck is? It's what smurf's do after smoreplay"
"I like my beer like I like my violence... ...domestic"