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Joke of the Day
"What church do hypocrites belong to? All of them."
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"Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming? He didn't see a porpoise..."
"If I ever get to an age where the music from the ice cream truck doesn't make me excited, pull the plug."
"The other hole. My buddy asked me the other day if whenever my wife and I were getting freaky if I ever tried having sex with her other ""hole"". I replied ""Hell No!"",.......... She might get pregnant."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neek up on it. Wanna know how to catch a tame rabbit too? The tame way."
"My wife said she was leaving me because I'm too kinky I almost choked on her piss when I heard it."
"How did Feminism start? With an unlocked kitchen door"
"Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise"
"I just want a girl that's nice and sweet that doesn't require a lot of money and I can dunk them in milk wait, a cookie, I want a cookie"
"What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents? Ice cubes."