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Joke of the Day

"What do you and 1 ply toilet paper have in common? You BOTH eat *da*-booty!"

"It's OK if you don't like my personality,,, I've got others."

"What did the dead blues musician sing? ""Didn't wake up this morning..."""

"Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does."

"What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson? Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it."

"Where are things that are very average produced? The satis-factory."

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today I guess I should've cooked it on aloha temperature"

"Me and bros invented a new drinking game Draw a card, and if its black, take a shot we call it Ferguson"

"Where does a divine beaver live? A God Dam!"

"What's the second hardest thing in the morning? Getting out of the bed!"