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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what smuck is? It's what smurf's do after smoreplay"

"I love jokes about video games. They work on so many levels."

"I guess ""Victoria's Secret Angel"" does sound better than ""flightless pantybird"""

"Whats the difference between a black person and a pizza. A pizza can feed a family of 4"

"I always imagined myself growing old with an archeologist, at least that way I'd know His interest in me would increase over time."

"What do you call a frugal Transformer? Optimus Dime."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A Quarter-Pounder with Cheese."

"Did you know Zimbabwe loves the rapper 50 Cent? Or as he's known there, 400 billion dollars."

"Penguins can't fly. Sometimes I get bummed out thinking about that. But then I remember I don't have to clean penguin shit off my car."

"A man tried to force his wife to take an aspirin when she got in bed with him. She began yelling and saying ""I don't have a headache!"" The man replied, ""Good, let's fuck."""