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Joke of the Day
"How does NASA throw a holiday party? They planet."
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"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not gonna come anyway"
"Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper depicts all apostles and Jesus sitting on one side of the table. There must have been a show and karaoke."
"The first woman on the Moon contacted Houston. ""Houston, we have a problem."" *""What is it?""* ""Never mind."" *""What's the problem?""* ""It's nothing."" *""Please tell us.""* ""I'm fine."""
"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team? Pygmies are cunning runts."
"Why do Irishmen hate Kia? Because gingers don't have Souls."
"Did you hear about the time Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
"What do you call 2 crows sitting on a bench? Attempted murder."
"I would like to buy a vowel... But they don't take SNAP."
"Scientology, because even Jehovah Witnesses need something to laugh at after a hard day of knocking on doors."