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Joke of the Day
"Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree? Suh Dude"
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"There was a pretty girl in the produce section so to impress her I bought a mango"
"Hey you see that Russian car over there? When I was in Moscow I saw a Lada them."
"Why can't Chinese emperors commit murder? Because it's irregal"
"A blind man walks into an i store ""2 please"""
"If Hillary had a sex change, then we still wouldn't have a female president... except for North Carolina."
"So this guy asked me why I was stirring my coffee with my dick... I told him, ""Shut up, I ordered a small for a reason!"""
"What was Hitler's least favorite sauce? Jus"
"What do a sprinkler and an unemployment line have in common? Spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga-spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga (say out loud at your own risk)"
"How many gay guys does it take to flip a car? We'll find out when the cubs win the World Series"