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Joke of the Day

"Hey you see that Russian car over there? When I was in Moscow I saw a Lada them."

"I doubt this is what the financial advisors meant when they told Lays to... adjust for inflation."

"What sort of activity is eagle hunting classified as these days? ILLEAGLE activity."

"I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it..... It's true, I saw it with my own eyes."

"I'm going to go on a Brexit diet The pounds will drop fast."

"Just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight... So as an adult, I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."

"All dick jokes are essentially the same they just vary in length."

"I met an atheist that worked for a charity She said it was a non-prophet organization."

"I'm sorry you lost the weightlifting competition. Would you like a pick me up?"

"What do you do if you break your arm in two places? Don't go back to those two places."