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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Chinese emperors commit murder? Because it's irregal"
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"My MILFshakes bring all the police and devastated families to the yard."
"What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable? putting them back in the wheelchair"
"What has 2 wings and a halo? Did you say angel? WRONG! Its a chinese phone. *Wing Wing* ""Halo?"""
"If only life could be like the movies!* *i.e., every time someone gets a nosebleed it means they'll be dead soon"
"Antique shop owners in the middle east have one rule Dubreak, Dubai."
"People are like, ""How cute! Your dog looks just like you!"" I'm like, ""That's my son."""
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About half way."
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"Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10? Because 7.. 8.. 9"