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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's least favorite sauce? Jus"
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"If you were 8 yrs old when ""red red wine"" was released UB40 now"
"What do you get when you have a nosey pepper? It gets jalapeno business."
"Are spambots as flirty with everyone else or do I actually have a legitimate shot?"
"[my laboratory] ME: I'VE DONE IT! MOUSE WITH EAR GROWING ON IT'S BACK: Holy crap keep it down."
"I feel like life would be so much more enjoyable if punching bags and pinatas were strategically placed throughout the day"
"Facebook Status: I caught your boyfriend having internet sex with one of my Farmville sheep."
"chemistry What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ""HeHe"""
"What would ISIS be if George Bush was still president? WASWAS"
"My daughter gets all bossy when we're playing with her Barbies, but I just smile. Then when she's at school I play with them the way I want."