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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail? A surrender monkey"
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"How to be popular on Pokemon Go in New York. Go in a middle of Manhattan while playing Pokemon Go and yell with the top of your lungs; CHARIZARD ,CHARIZARD!!"
"Fun prank: Tell an English major how ""impactful"" something is."
"Do nomads ever get angry?"
"My friend came out of closet to me recently ""I am gay"", he said to me. I didn't believe my friend. I thought he was kidding. I said... ""How can you say that with such a straight face?"""
"What is irony? When the last person you want to see is the last person you see."
"How are vegans okay with drinking water? They can't eat meat, but they can just destroy a fish's home for a glass of water?"
"When I make my first million, Im switching from 2 ply toilet paper to white bread."
"Macs ranked best to worst - Fleetwood - book pros - n cheese - klemore"
"I put on one of those things that prevents me from ever having children. A shell suit."