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Joke of the Day

"When she said ""I think we got way too much pizza."" I knew I Finally had my chance to shine, to be the hero."

"Lazy people fact #4564321564 You were too lazy to read that number."

"A termite walks into a pub And asks ""where's the bar tender?"""

"I identified a body yesterday. ""That's a body!"" I said."

"Why were the letters a-y banned? They were all nazis"

"A trucker walks into a bar ...drinks a glass of poison and dies immediately."

"What happens when you get hit by a rental car? It Hertz."

"Tried belly dancing but ended up looking like an insect about to die."

"Kids React [removed]"

"What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She puts in in the microwave."