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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you get hit by a rental car? It Hertz."

"Why was Star Wars released in the order of episode 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3 In charge of order, Yoda was"

"Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles? The Betty Ford Clinic"

"Why is six afraid of seven... Because seven is a registered six offender."

"What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A new last name!"

"How do you know you're not a racist? Only if you have four black tires and a color TV"

"Why doesn't Oedipus swear? Because he kisses his mum with that mouth."

"A bank is a place that will lend you money.... if you can prove that you don't need it."

"Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are 99 cents, deer nuts are just under a buck !"