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"Flirting is a way of life, the moment you stop is when you're dead ... then your spouse cleans the gun and places it in your hand."
"I asked my friend to try and jump start my car. Fat bastard smashed my windshield."
"Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there."
"When I hear Billy Joel I want to kick the nearest nut sackackackackack"
"What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black? [OC] A parka, son."
"If an elephant and a rhino have a baby, what do they make? Elephino! (Hell if I know)"
"I said ""Hi"" to a feminist. The trial is scheduled for tomorrow"
"This donut scented car air freshener is going to pay for itself next time I get pulled over."
"RIP boiling water You will be mist. EDIT: AWESOME my gold cherry is gone!"