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Joke of the Day
"A termite walks into a pub And asks ""where's the bar tender?"""
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"Nu Finish makes a Scratch Doctor to get unwanted scratches out of your car... They should make a Biatch Doctor!"
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"What do you call a Gay Dictator? A bendy ruler."
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"Me: Damn dog is under the covers again! Wife: No she's not. She's next to the bed. Me: Oh. Wife: ... Me: Might be time to shave your legs."