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Joke of the Day
"Porn If you can't join em,.beat it."
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"What is a martian's favourite chocolate? A mars bar"
"Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y... It'll be called ""The Extra Chromosome"""
"CLOSE THE DOOR, YOU'RE LETTING ALL THE WIFI OUT"
"What is it called when someone overdoses on ecstasy? Kill-joy"
"FIRST TIME SEX My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: ""What are you doing?"" Me: ""I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering."
"New Year's Resolution 2016p"
"When people tell me I'm a nerd for being good at math... ...I simply tell them that I'll add a knife to my hand, divide all their blood vessels, and subtract them from this world."
"I heard One Direction released a new album recently... ...it's titled ""Ray"""
"Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn't take it Miss."