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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when someone overdoses on ecstasy? Kill-joy"
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"The worst part about breaking up right before Halloween is now I have to explain at every party why I'm dressed as half of a horse."
"A lot of people are talking about Usain Bolt. I guess it's a running joke."
"What is a Viking's favorite music? Ragnarock"
"A cheetah stalking its prey would envy the velocity at which I click the skip button when Apple Music plays a Nickelback track"
"I'll never forget my little girl's first words... ""Where are my parents?"""
"How did John Lennon play the bass on Helter Skelter...... .....He played with a plastic ruler at the end of a desk."
"Sonys network security"
"Remember people, good manners is what separates us from the French."
"Breadmakers Always looking to prove something."