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Joke of the Day

"With all the different ways to sat the same jokes, how would you know it's not a repost? You just wait for the comments to link you up."

"Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away! Well grandma, that's how organ donation works."

"I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time Said the Malaysian shark."

"The hearing-aid A man is dining in a restaurant and speaks to a waiter. Man: Excuse me sir, I found a hearing-aid on my plate. Waiter: What?"

"What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks? Timbr"

"What do you call a Steer playing with itself? Beef Stroganoff"

"He called me ugly.... I called him an ambulance."

"What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop."

"""If Trump wins I'm moving to Canada"" So people fleeing their country from political crisis isn't OK unless it's the USA..."

"(Blows you a kiss with chip crumbs hitting your face)"