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Joke of the Day
"What is a martian's favourite chocolate? A mars bar"
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"What do you call a fat psychic? Not a ""medium"", but a ""large."""
"Five out of six people agree Russian roulette is completely safe."
"Expected delivery while I was out so left courier a note saying ""Please leave with neighbour"". I've just seen them heading off together."
"What's the worst part about fuckin terrorists? Their hairy assholes..."
"A man comes home from work and says to his wife, ""Honey, I'm thinking about ordering a strap-on dildo from Amazon..."" ""What do you think? Is that something you could get behind?"""
"How does a Jew greet their friends? ""Challah!"""
"What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness? Will Feral. Edit: I tried"
"think of the children! so a man is raping a woman in the park the woman cries out ""THINK OF MY CHILDREN!"" pervy bitch.."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers"