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Joke of the Day

"CLOSE THE DOOR, YOU'RE LETTING ALL THE WIFI OUT"

"Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor."

"I lost my dog and I don't know if I'll ever find him. I don't have collar ID."

"Guns don't kill people... ...bullets do."

"Me - That's the second First Baptist Church I've seen today. Wife - OK? M - One of them is lying. W - You can't ever shut it off can you?"

"""Dad, what caused the Great Fire of London?"" [googles but can't get wifi] Well son, that's when Bach dropped the most fire mixtape of 1666"

"Hey, I have a good joke about pussy Oh wait... you might not get it..."

"Wife leaves: Ok. Wifi leaves: NOOOOOOOOOO. I can change!"

"What do you call a man with just a nose? No body nose man. Hue, hue, hue."

"Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head."