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Joke of the Day
"Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K"
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"Have you heard the joke about the 13-inch ruler? Never mind. It's too long."
"""I'm up for anything"" - penises"
"Single bells, single bells,single all the way oh what fun it is to see couples fight all day hey!"
"A man goes to the hospital after shoving 6 toy horses in his ass... After a thorough inspection, the doctor stated his condition was stable."
"What is a Queens job? She Queens and vacuums"
"What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..? NOTHING....!!!"
"I wrote a short story about some angry fruit... Its titled ""The Wrath of Grapes."""
"Paid love costs less."
"(really fucked up joke) How do you say happiness in German? Auschwitz"