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Joke of the Day
"(really fucked up joke) How do you say happiness in German? Auschwitz"
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"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Well neither have they."
"Whoever's job it is to make sure I eat before I drink is fired."
"What is Jesus's favorite gun? A nail gun."
"Everyone keeps saying they hate the smell of moth balls But I just keep wondering how they spread those tiny legs apart."
"Keeping tic-tacs in your pocket lets people know you're more embarrassed of your breath than you are of sounding like a human maraca"
"how dare you call me when dogs 101 is on"
"Just went into a women's restroom and lifted all the toilet seats."
"I wonder what kids today are going to tell their kids. Yeah. it was rough back then. I didn't get a smartphone til 4th grade and sometimes the wifi didn't work upstairs.'"
"Giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails."