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Joke of the Day
"Paid love costs less."
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"Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. I don't think I can ever repay you."
"El Chapo is a murderous Mexican drug lord. El Chapo Supreme is a murderous Mexican drug lord with sour cream, lettuce and tomato."
"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No he just grazed them!"
"Verbs Without them we wouldn't get a lot done."
"Note from angry neighbor (above) and appropriate Army vet response (below)"
"At church, what three words are foremost in a bride's mind on her wedding day? ""Aisle,altar,hymn."""
"Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust that was the pie plate."
"Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator."
"IDGAF if you're black, white, yellow, brown or blue. Well, I do if you're blue, I'll stop and give you CPR if you're blue."