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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the hospital after shoving 6 toy horses in his ass... After a thorough inspection, the doctor stated his condition was stable."

"What do you call a singer who enjoys spicy food? Frank Sriracha"

"Broken pencils... Are pointless."

"Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!"

"Little to no thought was put into this status."

"Today I fucked up because your girl was riding on top of me."

"What's the difference between a shi-tzu and a community organizer? Zu."

"What's the difference between hardware and software? A floppy dick"

"What does a forward thinking person say? wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

"I planned on watching the super bowl tomorrow, but... My inflatable couch doesn't have enough air in it."