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Joke of the Day

"Engineers How do you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? They look at *your* shoes while they talk to you."

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"What happens after someone kills a joke? It goes to Valhaha."
"Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? Because they love those new boots!"
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"What do pregnant women and prostitutes have in common? (w)hormones! NB: inspired by my hormonal pregnant wife."
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"It's like my pastor always says, ""Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"""