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Joke of the Day

"How do rainbows laugh? Hue hue hue"

"What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra? Do you even lift?"

"How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, that's a good question."

"You can't give me a mini fan at work and expect me not to spend the whole morning pretending I'm a model doing a photo shoot. It's science."

"If your wife says ""take out the trash"" do not reply with ""you cooked it you take it out."""

"How do feminists get away with murder? They won't let anyone finger them."

"We have cars that park themselves but I still gotta wave my hand 15 times before a paper towel comes out the dispenser"

"I always knew I'd end up drunk in a gutter. I just didn't expect everyone around me to keep bowling."

"What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag? A boyfriend."

"I believe in ""you're stupid"" at first sight."