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Joke of the Day
"I have a joke about unemployed people But it won't work."
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"What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy? Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts."
"A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"".... He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""
"I have a voluntary version of Tourette's."
"How is soy and dildos similar? They're both meat substitutes"
"The rest of these people must be totally shitfaced. -me, driving in England"
"How do you keep a Redditor in suspense?"
"I started this class on the weekend that teaches you how to make ice cream... Sundae School."
"Everyone should know at least how to fish... So everyone needs learn to be a master baiter."
"Kids these days have Wikipedia... When I was a kid, all I had was a drunk uncle."