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Joke of the Day
"It's like my pastor always says, ""Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"""
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"Nobel Prize Who ever invented Knock, Knock Jokes should win the No-bell Prize."
"request for a new client, your honor, i think this one's guilty"
"Teacher ""Hi, why are you here?"" Me ""Um, isn't this the beginners' philosophy class?"" Teacher ""Yes and you're off to a really bad start."""
"A photon stops at a hotel and is asked: ""May I take your luggage?"" He replies, ""No, thanks. I'm traveling light."""
"Me: You've got the same stupid duck face in every picture! Daffy: Erm... :|"
"""Can I buy you a drink?"" ""I'd rather just have the money"""
"Whats a Mexican's Favorite Sport? Cross Country"
"*sees cute doctor in scrubs* *falls over* HELP! I need mouth-to-mouth! Doc: ... Me: Aren't you obligated to help? Husband: GET UP!"