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Joke of the Day

"What do pregnant women and prostitutes have in common? (w)hormones! NB: inspired by my hormonal pregnant wife."

"3 biggest women lies :) 1. I will not change after marriage. 2. I forgive you. --- EDIT: 2. It's fine. I forgive you. 3. I am going shopping. I will be back in 30 minutes."

"What does the titanic and the canucks have in common? They both fail big time when they hit the ice.."

"My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good, I told her I know. My mom always told me I was borderline artistic."

"I'm so single, I was at a bar last night and a cute guy offered to buy me a cat."

"Hey, do you like wind? No. I'm not a fan."

"What lights up a football pitch at night? A football match......."

"I only make mistakes when I'm around people who are observant."

"I have made nothing but horrible decisions ever since I had my wisdom teeth taken out."

"What does a priest get when he wants pussy? Nun."