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Joke of the Day

"What happens after someone kills a joke? It goes to Valhaha."

"What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce."

"My friend and I got featured on a listicle. We both think that most listicles are awful attempts to just get ad revenue but hey, at least we're on the same page."

"What did the Mexican say after two houses fell on him? GET OFF ME HOMES!"

"Every time you do a shot of tequila, an angel hi-fives a fairy and they agree to meet later to kick you in the head while you're sleeping."

"God: Basically u just chill. Cow: Nice. God: I mean, at first. Cow: ...then? God: Then people murder u to eat ur insides & wear u as a coat."

"I'd rather be hit in the face with a shit-filled sock than to ever attempt helping my parents install a DVD player over the phone again"

"What do you call Minecraft in Germany? NEIN-CRAFT!"

"Rectum? Damn near killed'em Does anyone know the beginning of this joke? I only know the butt of it."

"I'm not stupid"